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May 24 2017

Deadmanwalking
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How to catch a programmer.
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20:16

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

biochromium:

pr1nceshawn:

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

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Deadmanwalking
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May 19 2017

Deadmanwalking
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May 13 2017

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How to become president of France

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Deadmanwalking
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14:57

farorez:

wwi-flying-ace answered: What is Eurovision? Is it like the Voice?

oh boy you got a big storm coming

it’s like this yearly get together of european countries where they try to out-gay each other with songs and it includes a lot of glitter, sweat and gayness. then at the end all countries vote for who they think is the best and the most points you can get from a country is 12- which means that if you dont get 12 points from your neighbour country there will be a lot of anger and betrayal and world war 3 will most likely be started as a result of eurovision tbh

its basically just this

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Only german things

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May 06 2017

09:39

The 10 biggest German movies

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

1. Gays in the desert

2. Gays in space

3. Frisian comedian’s own movie - starring himself 

4. Teacher who’s actually a criminal on a class trip

5. Teacher who’s actually a criminal - the first movie

6. Movie by the guy nobody likes - starring himself and his daughter (again)

7. Literally a softporn movie about school girls

8. Frisian comedian and his friends as dwarves

9. Guy tricks his mom into believing the GDR still exists (It makes sense in context)

10. Movie starring the guy nobody likes without his daughter

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Deadmanwalking
09:35

Full text:
Göring
Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship.

Gilbert: There is one difference. In a democracy, the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars.

Göring: Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

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May 03 2017

Deadmanwalking
18:26

May 02 2017

Deadmanwalking
05:31
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